Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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