The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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