You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
