So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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