He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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