at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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