he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
