got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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