Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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