But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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