if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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