my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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