you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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