I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
