I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
