so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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