Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ugly people sure do ruin things
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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