Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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