my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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