More tranny stories later!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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