Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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