This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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