Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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