Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I love you. Go after that dick
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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