physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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