Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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