The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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