I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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