hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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