I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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