He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
...so i touched it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I had to cum in my sink.
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