Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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