We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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