Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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