Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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