We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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