after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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