I hate all girls vehemently.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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