I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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