operation harelip BJ is a go
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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