i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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