I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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