You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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