found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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