your room smells of hookers.
And success
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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