that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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