elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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