Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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