It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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