u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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